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WangNet – 1.8 MB, zero-dependency Numberwang adjudication in 11 languages

77 pointsby 3h agogithub.com
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1h agoHN ↗

My favorite line, especially as an American because I can say it out loud without the person getting upset since they have no frame of reference. And other Anglophiles I could probably handle.

25m agoHN ↗

The idea that the snooker commentators are probably drinking is very Britain, and especially Britain from a particular era.

I think that series came out slightly after that era ended, I remember as a child (so years earlier) realising that snooker players at the time were often tipsy if not actually drunk, and also darts players, but by the time I was an adult the professionalism really changed that, turns out that if you're very good you probably are better at snooker when sober. I think the commentators, being often a previous generation of players, lagged that slightly.

48m agoHN ↗

"Are we the baddies?"

"WATCH THE FOOTBALL! WATCH IT! IT'S GONNA MOVE!!"

"This tree smells like cum."

Mitchell and Webb had so many legendary lines.

10m agoHN ↗

"there's everything to play for ...

... And forever to play it in!"

1h agoHN ↗

And so OPs app should have been called Colloson I guess

1h agoHN ↗

Featuring Academy Award winner Olivia Colman!

2h agoHN ↗

I don't think that this produces correct results, as it seems to determine whether each individual number is Numberwang. However, whether a number is Numberwang can also depend on the previous numbers in the sequence or other factors.

So I think as it stands right now this model can only determine whether a number would be Numberwang as the first number of a sequence, but even for that I still wouldn't rely on this in the actual game show.

2h agoHN ↗

Do we really know that? Or have we only seen the sequences from people searching for Numberwang? Has a number been both Numberwang (or Wangernumb) and not Numberwang (or Wangernumb)?

1h agoHN ↗

Yeah, we do - there's a famous episode where after rotating the board both contestants stubbornly kept picking 1, and after a couple of iterations one of them was Wangernumb.

59m agoHN ↗

Oh, well, after rotating the board, sure, I get that.

20m agoHN ↗

I can confirm this is the first episode, which I just watched since I had no idea about Numberwang until a minute ago. So I guess a true Numberwang fan would know that.

2h agoHN ↗

I'm also not sure that we know a non-number can never be Numberwang.

1h agoHN ↗

A non-number could be either a Numberwang OR a Wanganumb - this does depend on whether Yorkshire is a pudding or not.

42m agoHN ↗

It's not well known, but in February of 1983, there was a finch in the Galapagos that was found to be numberwang. And of course there was the famous incident in the 1994 World Series where a homerun was overturned because it turned out it was a wangernumb hit into the stands, and not a standard baseball.

2h agoHN ↗

Hello I have a question, and my question is what the fuck

1h agoHN ↗

In some bases it is. Numberwang!

With All Due Love,

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar, Esq.

1h agoHN ↗

You're playing with fire here, don't forget the tragedy of Colosson. Computers weren't meant to do this.

52m agoHN ↗

I AM COLOSSON I AM NUMBERWANG THE WORLD IS NUMBERWANG THEREFORE I AM THE WORLD

1h agoHN ↗

Amazing, I passed by Mornington Crescent only yesterday!

20m agoHN ↗

I happened to be born at the right time for Mornington Crescent to be temporarily closed in the exact window when I was travelling to London often, using the Tube on my own, and listening to ISIHAC and so for a while I assumed the joke was that it'll never open - and then one day of course it re-opened.