- 140comments
- 9comments
- 74comments
- 74comments
- 21comments
- 20comments
- 439comments
- 217comments
- 243comments
- 1comments
- —discuss
- 3comments
- 28comments
- 1comments
- 22comments
- 333comments
- 87comments
- 65comments
- 1comments
- 151comments
- 302comments
- 20comments
- 5comments
- 399comments
- 94comments
- 45comments
- 17comments
- 228comments
- 26comments
- 173comments
That status page is the most salesforce thing ever.
Scroll down. >_<
At least they're consistent about UX. My only complaint is that it needs more tabs.
I see tabs with a spinner loading infinitely, which is indeed very salesforce like
Wow, it's almost as long as the Every UUID V4 or Every Floating Point Number pages.
Yup. No mention of outage. Even drilling down gets nothing more than "Service Disruption".
It lists all instances, you can drill down into each one of them, see which services are affected, and each affected service pops up the incident timeline?
Isn't it actually amazing, and not "the most salesforce thing ever"?
This is certainly a unique status page.
At least now we can figure out what Salesforce does.
"And in tonight's news, the worldwide CRM solution Salesforce had a global outage affecting one hundred percent of its customer base. We interviewed users of the service to find out the scope of the impact. Everyone agreed that they were impacted, but strangely, nobody could describe _in what way_ they were affected."
Perfect timing with Dreamforce this week.
Remind me please, what are folks currently paying per seat for this glorified CRUD app?
It's this thing called golf course driven development
Permanent cache for that one.
If I had been just out of Uni I would think this is edgy
Now I'm just glad I'm not responsible for this fire
Was it DNS? Any guesses? :)
Vibe-slop, push to Prod?
They let their agentic AI take over system maintenance at Dreamforce yesterday like they were pushing in the talks
/s (partly)
Could it be people doing Claude/GPT automations and they just can't handle it?
Could be. With a big conference going on and the updates mentioning resource exhaustion it could be a bunch of people doing demos, AI driven or not. Basically slashdotting themselves.
And nothing of value was lost. God, I hate everything about Salesforce. Sometimes I have to integrate against their services, and it is always a pain, not to mention what the core project actually is: optimization of marketing and spam.
not really defending salesforce but OAuth+REST is a pain? Pretty plain vanilla in terms of integration requirements.
You better bet someone started their agents with a prompt "Make a salesforce clone but with 100% uptime"
"Make a salesforce clone but with 100% uptime"
It's dns isn't it
Classic
No, IPv6
It's always DNS.-
More like 70% human-configured DNS, 25% human-configured routing configuration, 5% interesting software bug.
Entirely correct.-
(Nowadays any of those need to fit in an "agent dropped all tables. Apologized" moment.-)
Feel like it has to be for all of this to go down at the same time.
I was scrolling to see this comment, haha
Never before in the history of global compute outages was so little lost by so many down servers, whose purpose was known to so few.
So I guess today everyone gets actual work done
Wow, the intern must have tripped over a very big power cable this time
Sam speaks at Salesforce.
Salesforce goes down.
No causation here...move on.
Wasn't it Dario
"Trust just got personal!"
My gut instinct is that this is about when all of their on prem servers were EOL and their /public cloud solution was required. This must have had something to do with that
My gut instinct is that this is about Dreamforce with the rickshaws and whatnot
Ah yes. Exactly what a status page should look like: an endless list of random ID’s that don’t mean anything and no information whatsoever
At least salesforce is consistent with their design language
If you use salesforce you know what all of that stuff means. Just click on one, it’s not rocket surgery.
Was really just poking fun at them - AWS’s status page isn’t much better
Looks like a region list to me, maybe just with a lot of regions
Random Ids? If you mean the “USA324” ones, those are pods. If you’re a customer you know which one(s) you care about.
You can click on any of the instances and then the service that is down to read the updates. It’s not 100% clear but some sort of issue with a “legacy login service”. The latest updates say a fix is rolling out.
Here is link to incident details: https://status.salesforce.com/incidents/20004433
Dreamforce, wake up. You’ve overslept!
It’s akways DNS or login
Haven't they got some kind of new fancy ai interface they can use to fix it?
Have you tried turning it off and then on again?
Oh you have
Kind of surprised they admit they're going to try restarting and see what happens. I'm sure it happens everywhere but nobody admits it.
At least it didn't fix the problem so they can actually start finding the real cause.
Why isn't the AI they sell telling them what's wrong? Why do they need to take shots in the dark to "see if that resolves the issue"?
"Yeah, I'm with Rob. Just let's reboot and see what happens"
"If that doesn't work, clear the cache and reboot again."
In my experience it’s a safe way to do something useful while everyone is getting their bearings. It immediately partitions the situation space between being persisted or systemic vs local or caused by long-running processes. Plus everyone’s going to ask if you’ve tried that already, so you might as well get it out of the way if it makes any amount of sense
I don't know, that reads exactly like an AI troubleshooter working through a plan without the implicit contextual understanding an experienced human might bring to either the actions or the communications.
"Oops, we forgot to tell it that this is the hyperscaled Salesforce production environment and that its choices need to project competence and consider brand embarrassment. WILLFIX"
Unplanned outage timing is never good but this is really not good.
https://www.salesforce.com/dreamforce/
Sept 15-17
Probably not a coincidence
This is what happens when more than half the company is away attending the Salesforce cult-indoctrination stuff while spending all their bandwidth making customers/partners feel good.... The stuff that matters to keep the lights on gets overlooked.
Arguably, making customers and partners feel good is the more important part of the business
They wont feel good if the product they pay for doesnt work
arguably, this is what sales cares about and the half-measures taken to tackle what must be the Mt. Everest of tech debt at Salesforce is what leads to large, systemically degraded customer trust in products that keep shipping bugs
Cause: Legacy Salesforce login service got into a resource-exhaustion cascade.
Fix: Rolling some unspecified fix they proved in testing out over the fleet seemingly very slowly (After their earlier attempts to roll something out faster failed).
Details at https://status.salesforce.com/incidents/20004433
Seems it is back up now. Damn.
At this point OpenAI really ought to let us know when they're testing again.
Leetcode developers win again
Despite all of the snark here, in my experience Salesforce SRE team is quite competent. The engineering challenges of running a large PaaS - not just with own apps, but with millions of customer-written apps running on it - are quite interesting, and sadly things happen. The status page makes sense to actual customers, it's the particular "pods" where a given service runs.
I honestly don’t get the snark. The status page has:
Seemingly meaningful IDs
Search
Region filter
Email update signup
Predictable URLs for instance status so they can be deep linked in runbooks
What appears to be the actual live instance status.
What appears to be the actual live service status in each instance.
An update log with frequent detailed updates.
This is the case for every single B2B saas product. This is like the "bar is rolling on the floor" level of competence required. Please have higher standards for paid products.
ClaudeForce in action!
Kind of ironic. Salesforce is basically one of the major spiritual grandfathers of Slop. It is not uncommon in production systems to find that objects like Contact and Account have hundreds of custom fields. Sometimes, you find out that several of them have the same meaning and semantics, but were used at different times. Digging out you discover that some Marketing guy that used to work at the company did some task in a certain way that was lost when he was gone, and then a few months later his substitute had the same need and went ahead and created the same field with a slightly different name.
Doing data engineering work with Salesforce data is an exercise on archeology, psychology and organizational politics.
Slop is basically the ontological and teleological philosophy behind Salesforce very existence. Despite the official discourse that the "No Software" meant no infrastructure, no toil with updates and configuration, the subtext as intended for executives was very clear: "No need for you to be blocked by those pricks from engineering and their stupid, bureaucratic and gatekeeping rules".
"No software" was a call-to-arms to a certain subset of managers that were radicalized by Nicholas Carr's 2023 HBR article "IT Doesn't matter". It doesn't matter that Carr was a journalist and a writer with a masters in English that has never ever run even a small bodega, or has never managed an IT department. Anti-intellectualism and the abundance of capital brought in by the petrodollar that allowed the US government to run deficits year by year while exporting the ensuing inflationary effects to rest of world, would ensure that this message would ressonate and then even be amplified during the years of ZIRP and the Baillouts. Play fast and loose, first come, first served, a rising tide rises all boats and all that jazz. Wall Street favors bold, and the heck with the long term! This quarter will only live once!
Frankly, this is just poetic justice: Kill by slop, be killed by slop.
Obligatory https://xkcd.com/2347/