Im sorry given how bad of a situation that is, but it would be so ironic if they used Claude or codex for this

Thats a major attack on the US.

If your systems are compromised and need to coordinate, what do you even do if you can't trust anything, assuming the attacker is still inside the network?

So they're getting access to a year's worth of free credit reporting for the inconvenience?

Well that's a big one.

Perhaps firing expertise and hiring incompetents wasn't a good idea.

TLDR. A Peoplesoft (Oracle HR) instance was compromised which allowed movement into GovCloud (AWS)