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LLM Ass Bench

129 pointsby 2h agoassbench.com
41 comments
2h agoHN ↗

The idea that they're going to benchmaxx this in the future amuses me

1h agoHN ↗

It's ok they're wearing thongs it's not nudity.

1h agoHN ↗

still awkward when a page full of thong-covered asses pops up on my extra monitor in my open-seating arrangement office that im required to attend 4 times a week (no of course im not salty or anything)

1h agoHN ↗

You shouldn't ASSume a link with a name like this is sfw.

58m agoHN ↗

its only awkward if you quickly close it as if embarrassed

leave it up all day so others know it's intentional

50m agoHN ↗

jiggle one of the butts while making eye contact with passers-by

49m agoHN ↗

Make an all-team demo on new frontiers in benchmarking technology.

51m agoHN ↗

Have you tried a few toots on an air horn to indicate to your colleagues that the thing on the screen was unexpected?

1h agoHN ↗

Finally, I was getting tired of seeing pelicans on a bike.

1h agoHN ↗

how come opus 5.5 did so well? I'm surprised

43m agoHN ↗

Na, not well at all. Now Fable, fable like'em thick.

56m agoHN ↗

The prompt that created these images doesn't mention that they want a Caucasian skin color. Huh. Racist LLMs?

53m agoHN ↗

Makes sense. Most look like pancake butts or shitty implants.

47m agoHN ↗

Glad my work blocked this. But can we get a NSFW tag? If this is NSFW?

40m agoHN ↗

If I were you I wouldn't rush to open a website that clearly has "ass" in the title

45m agoHN ↗

i almost wrote a extension to block mentions of pelican bench because i find those so utterly useless. now, Assbench, on the other hand, i could get behind

43m agoHN ↗

I really want to post this on my work slack cuz it’s hilarious. Should be fine right? This should be sfw technically imo but I want consensus here. I don’t want some crazy Mia or Lauren girl to report this to HR (they don’t actually care but they want to fuck my shit up cuz they consider me to be an “op”). Just want to confirm.

Also I’m just coming out of a surgery and I’m sitting here waiting for my ride and looking at HN, so my judgement is impaired please tell me if I should/can post.

40m agoHN ↗

Yeah, the HR people will freak out. Any excuse for those guys to come down like a hammer.

32m agoHN ↗

All right won’t post but this is awesome

39m agoHN ↗

"The economy was in a state of deep neglect, a great dust bowl had ravaged food supplies. And the number one movie in the country was called Ass. And that's all it was, for 90 minutes."

37m agoHN ↗

6 months from now we'll be discussing if model training is assmaxxing.

36m agoHN ↗

I'm impressed that Luna got as far as it did on max reasoning. Don't get me wrong, that's one weird looking ass, but even the top GPT model a year ago probably would have done worse based on my experience (with asking it to create meshes in general, not modeling asses... yeah, that's the ticket). Then again, I'm also not, because I've found it to be a great deal at its relatively low price point when the reasoning is set to high.

6m agoHN ↗

Could jev do this by generating a shape, and then sculpting it by picking a random a/b mutation of it for a few thousand generations? Is that a kind of diffusion?