Hacker News

New stories

Live mirror
30 storiesupdated just nowView source snapshot
  1. Fun: First-Class Functions, Currying, and a Surprise(tinyinterpreters.dev)
    discuss
  2. Meta admits Muse's likeness to OpenClaw isn't a coincidence(techcrunch.com)
    discuss
  3. Cities across US oppose Trump FCC plan to preempt local broadband rules(arstechnica.com)
    discuss
  4. Web-based IBM 1620 emulator and IPL-V from 1963(github.com/pkimpel)
    1comments
  5. Show HN: Birthed, a daily board of what mattered that locks at midnight(github.com/jasonepage)
    1comments
  6. Reflections on object oriented design patterns (2026)
    discuss
  7. The new CC, an AI agent built for families(blog.google)
    discuss
  8. What anaesthetics are revealing about consciousness(bbc.com)
    1comments
  9. NIST Crypto Reading Club(nist.gov)
    discuss
  10. A 1996 dial-up chat room simulator (lolchat.rip)(lolchat.rip)
    discuss
  11. The ruble markup on AI tokens(infertrail.com)
    discuss
  12. Temporal Straightening for Latent Planning(arxiv.org)
    discuss
  13. Sovereign Substrate Appliance: Layer-1 Edge Node on ARM64(richardkugel.substack.com)
    discuss
  14. Anyone using a Wispr Flow alternative that is non-cloud?
    2comments
  15. MacPad: Touch Mac in iPad(github.com/dcmmc)
    1comments
  16. Ant Group releases finance-focused Ling-3.0-flash-Fin(artificialanalysis.ai)
    discuss
  17. New method to minimize immunosuppression after organ transplantation(nature.com)
    1comments
  18. The 'AI Safety' Movement Is Making AI Less Safe(reason.com)
    discuss
  19. Show HN: Livenerf – a benchmark for whether Opus 5.5 gets nerfed(github.com/ninjahawk)
    discuss
  20. Adding side drawer with workspace concepts to rio (rust terminal) like cmux has(github.com/raphamorim)
    discuss
  21. The Jagged Frontier of Jev 1.13(typesafe.ai)
    discuss
  22. Mercury Is Shrinking, and Faster Than We Thought(nytimes.com)
    2comments
  23. Swarm Scaling(tobyord.com)
    discuss
  24. A WIP Lego Sorter: Maybe a million pounds is possible [video](youtube.com)
    discuss
  25. Artificial Intelligence in Research(tmodrzyk.github.io)
    discuss
  26. CNN Mood 'Like a Funeral' as Paramount Acquires Warner Bros(variety.com)
    8comments
  27. Show HN: Palette, a Figma plugin that turns one color into a whole UI system(figma.com)
    discuss
  28. AUGUSTOSFACES(augusto.at)
    discuss
  29. What is the World's Loveliest Language(economist.com)
    discuss
  30. Xounds Redux and FruitMenu Redux(totallynotmalicious.com)
    1comments

LLM Ass Bench

137 pointsby 3h agoassbench.com
36 comments
3h agoHN ↗

The idea that they're going to benchmaxx this in the future amuses me

2h agoHN ↗

It's ok they're wearing thongs it's not nudity.

2h agoHN ↗

still awkward when a page full of thong-covered asses pops up on my extra monitor in my open-seating arrangement office that im required to attend 4 times a week (no of course im not salty or anything)

2h agoHN ↗

You shouldn't ASSume a link with a name like this is sfw.

2h agoHN ↗

its only awkward if you quickly close it as if embarrassed

leave it up all day so others know it's intentional

2h agoHN ↗

jiggle one of the butts while making eye contact with passers-by

2h agoHN ↗

Make an all-team demo on new frontiers in benchmarking technology.

2h agoHN ↗

Have you tried a few toots on an air horn to indicate to your colleagues that the thing on the screen was unexpected?

3h agoHN ↗

Finally, I was getting tired of seeing pelicans on a bike.

2h agoHN ↗

how come opus 5.5 did so well? I'm surprised

2h agoHN ↗

Na, not well at all. Now Fable, fable like'em thick.

2h agoHN ↗

The prompt that created these images doesn't mention that they want a Caucasian skin color. Huh. Racist LLMs?

2h agoHN ↗

Makes sense. Most look like pancake butts or shitty implants.

2h agoHN ↗

It’s only a sample of one per model

2h agoHN ↗

Glad my work blocked this. But can we get a NSFW tag? If this is NSFW?

2h agoHN ↗

If I were you I wouldn't rush to open a website that clearly has "ass" in the title

2h agoHN ↗

i almost wrote a extension to block mentions of pelican bench because i find those so utterly useless. now, Assbench, on the other hand, i could get behind

2h agoHN ↗

6 months from now we'll be discussing if model training is assmaxxing.

2h agoHN ↗

I'm impressed that Luna got as far as it did on max reasoning. Don't get me wrong, that's one weird looking ass, but even the top GPT model a year ago probably would have done worse based on my experience (with asking it to create meshes in general, not modeling asses... yeah, that's the ticket). Then again, I'm also not, because I've found it to be a great deal at its relatively low price point when the reasoning is set to high.

55m agoHN ↗

Next, HumanBench! Draw an entire, picture-perfect human.