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LLM Ass Bench

137 pointsby 3h agoassbench.com
36 comments
3h agoHN ↗

The idea that they're going to benchmaxx this in the future amuses me

2h agoHN ↗

It's ok they're wearing thongs it's not nudity.

2h agoHN ↗

still awkward when a page full of thong-covered asses pops up on my extra monitor in my open-seating arrangement office that im required to attend 4 times a week (no of course im not salty or anything)

2h agoHN ↗

You shouldn't ASSume a link with a name like this is sfw.

2h agoHN ↗

its only awkward if you quickly close it as if embarrassed

leave it up all day so others know it's intentional

2h agoHN ↗

jiggle one of the butts while making eye contact with passers-by

2h agoHN ↗

Make an all-team demo on new frontiers in benchmarking technology.

2h agoHN ↗

Have you tried a few toots on an air horn to indicate to your colleagues that the thing on the screen was unexpected?

3h agoHN ↗

Finally, I was getting tired of seeing pelicans on a bike.

2h agoHN ↗

how come opus 5.5 did so well? I'm surprised

2h agoHN ↗

Na, not well at all. Now Fable, fable like'em thick.

2h agoHN ↗

The prompt that created these images doesn't mention that they want a Caucasian skin color. Huh. Racist LLMs?

2h agoHN ↗

Makes sense. Most look like pancake butts or shitty implants.

2h agoHN ↗

It’s only a sample of one per model

2h agoHN ↗

Glad my work blocked this. But can we get a NSFW tag? If this is NSFW?

2h agoHN ↗

If I were you I wouldn't rush to open a website that clearly has "ass" in the title

2h agoHN ↗

i almost wrote a extension to block mentions of pelican bench because i find those so utterly useless. now, Assbench, on the other hand, i could get behind

2h agoHN ↗

6 months from now we'll be discussing if model training is assmaxxing.

1h agoHN ↗

I'm impressed that Luna got as far as it did on max reasoning. Don't get me wrong, that's one weird looking ass, but even the top GPT model a year ago probably would have done worse based on my experience (with asking it to create meshes in general, not modeling asses... yeah, that's the ticket). Then again, I'm also not, because I've found it to be a great deal at its relatively low price point when the reasoning is set to high.

54m agoHN ↗

Next, HumanBench! Draw an entire, picture-perfect human.