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Definitely not Windows (Win 11 parody)

33 pointsby 36m agodefinitelynotwindows.com
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16m agoHN ↗

LOL. Well made, give me more than a few chuckles :)

"Windows is taking its time for your convenience"..

15m agoHN ↗

Win 11 parody

I'm sorry but where is the parody?

- A Win11 Home user

12m agoHN ↗

I'm also a Windows user (and a Linux one too, no worries guys), and I must admit, this parody is a little bit real ...

12m agoHN ↗

Please add deep linking or something so back doesn't mean starting from scratch

7m agoHN ↗

Lol. Love it but for some reason my windows does not do any of that

5m agoHN ↗

This is not realistic; the start menu opens way too quickly.