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LLM Ass Bench

67 pointsby 1h agoassbench.com
22 comments
1h agoHN ↗

The idea that they're going to benchmaxx this in the future amuses me

31m agoHN ↗

It's ok they're wearing thongs it's not nudity.

29m agoHN ↗

still awkward when a page full of thong-covered asses pops up on my extra monitor in my open-seating arrangement office that im required to attend 4 times a week (no of course im not salty or anything)

22m agoHN ↗

You shouldn't ASSume a link with a name like this is sfw.

14m agoHN ↗

its only awkward if you quickly close it as if embarrassed

leave it up all day so others know it's intentional

6m agoHN ↗

jiggle one of the butts while making eye contact with passer-bys

7m agoHN ↗

Have you tried a few toots on an air horn to indicate to your colleagues that the thing on the screen was unexpected?

55m agoHN ↗

Finally, I was getting tired of seeing pelicans on a bike.

20m agoHN ↗

how come opus 5.5 did so well? I'm surprised

12m agoHN ↗

The prompt that created these images doesn't mention that they want a Caucasian skin color. Huh. Racist LLMs?

9m agoHN ↗

Makes sense. Most look like pancake butts or shitty implants.